Angels And Afterlife Enthusiasts Gifts

'I want a sky box.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"From this you make a living?"

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Bip."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

The Reason for Storms

Gates of heaven