Angelic Queue Humor Fan Gifts

'Number 5,356.'

'T.M.I.F.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heavenly Take Out

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Sandwich Bar.

Heaven Has VIP

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'When is break time around here?'

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Stand in the Q.

Express queue at Lapland.

'I was an overachiever.'