Angelic Queue Humor Fan Gifts

'Number 5,356.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Sandwich Bar.

Heaven Has VIP

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Inventive Uses of Halo

'I was an overachiever.'

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"