Angelic Marathoner Gifts

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"You think it's tough down there?"

Angel playing music

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"It has yet to turn a profit."

And on the Seventh Day...

Basketball Halo

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Death of the pope.

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Spring Break!

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

Ad Meeting With God.

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"