Angelic Marathoner Pillows

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"You think it's tough down there?"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"It has yet to turn a profit."

And on the Seventh Day...

Spring Break!

Death of the pope.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Basketball Halo

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Ad Meeting With God.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"