Angelic Harmonies Fan Gifts

Goodbye Aretha

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

Life on cloud 8

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Inventive Uses of Halo

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

Cherub playing the cello.

'Sorry you can't come in. You're Boring.'

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'

10 Commandments Bar.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'This is your quarterly report, Mr. Woodson. We need your complete resume.'

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death.