Angelic Harmonies Fan Gifts

Goodbye Aretha

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Heaven

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Life on cloud 8

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heavenly Take Out

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"I miss the days of folk music."

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Inventive Uses of Halo

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'Sorry you can't come in. You're Boring.'

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'

10 Commandments Bar.

"My 'chord' and my God!"

Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for all eternity.

Cherub playing the cello.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'This is your quarterly report, Mr. Woodson. We need your complete resume.'

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.