Heavenly Harmonies Fan Gifts

Heaven

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Angel playing music

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"Closed until further notice."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Football Angel

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

Why it takes longer for lawyers to get in: 'This would go a lot faster if you'd stop saying, 'alleged'...'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"They said you can't take it with you. . . and you believed them?"

And on the seventh day He rested

Angel Basketball

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Pardon Me

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

Emptying the Bin