Angelic Orchestra Fan Gifts

"I miss the days of folk music."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Doggy conductor

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Heaven and Hell

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Angel and Devil Music.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Death of the pope.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Movie Angel

"Any requests?"

Quartet of mermaids

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

Angel changing a star lightbulb

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'