Angelic Vocals Admirer Gifts

"You're going to love her, Harry! She's heavenly."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Angel and Devil Music.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Cat Heaven.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Angel and ecology

Heaven Security Checks.

Football

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"