Angelic Baseball Buffs Gifts

'Homer!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Mexican angels.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Bip."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Next World Tours

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'Talk to my lawyer.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"He just married me on the rebound."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."