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'Homer!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Next World Tours

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'Talk to my lawyer.'

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."