Angelic Accessorizer Pillows

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

Death of the pope.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

Marriage Heaven

'I see my wife made it in.'

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'So, where's the mall?'

After-Death Mints

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"Roof, please."

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

'They were all out of wings.'

Fallen angel

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'

"Most people stop at the jacket."

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

Angels playing tennis.

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'