Angelic Accessorizer Gifts

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Death of the pope.

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Corporate Entertainment Area

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Marriage Heaven

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

After-Death Mints

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

"Roof, please."

Fallen angel

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'

"Most people stop at the jacket."

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'They were all out of wings.'

"I don't care if he is a baseball immortal. He should wear a robe and carry a harp like the rest of us."