Angel Trainee Gifts

Cloud Hang

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."