Angel Mailroom Gifts

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Mail's here."

Santa called but you were out!

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

The birth of junk mail.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Beware of the Dragon

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

You Shouldn't Have

"I opted for the upgrades."