Admin-angels Gifts

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.