Admin-angels Gifts

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.