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"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

The birth of junk mail.

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

Beware of the Dragon

Beware of Doug

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"