Android Aficionado Gifts

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Terry had a computer bug.

'New Game'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Robot walking pet robot

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Technology and Love

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol