Ancient Text Explorer Gifts

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Books of Tablets

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"Life after death"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Souvenirs.

IMHOtep

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"What does it all mean?"

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'But everybody does that stuff!'

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

Playing Pyramids

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

Word Of God

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Cat scratch fever

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'