Ancient Relic Rummager Gifts

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

Hadrian's Wall

"Life after death"

Goddess

Souvenirs.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Pompeii restoration project.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Museum.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Scary things in the museum

Playing Pyramids

First aid and sculpture

Sand Pyramids

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

The Wonder Of It All

Word Of God

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

National Pottery Live

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."