Ancient Relic Rummager Gifts

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Physician tending a mummy.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Hadrian's Wall

Tourists in Egypt

"Life after death"

Goddess

Souvenirs.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Pompeii restoration project.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Museum.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Scary things in the museum

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Playing Pyramids

First aid and sculpture

Sand Pyramids

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

The Wonder Of It All

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Word Of God

National Pottery Live

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics