Ancient Play Explorer Gifts

"Aeschylus is good, I suppose, but I go to the theatre to relax."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Physician tending a mummy.

Polar bear bowling alley

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

Warrior Woman

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Pyramid catflap...

"Life after death"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Souvenirs.

A prehistoric football match.

Samuel Beckett

Pompeii restoration project.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Mummy Tourists

Gustave Charpentier

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Cave painting by numbers

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

'I've been knocking for ages!'