Ancient Play Explorer Pillows

"Aeschylus is good, I suppose, but I go to the theatre to relax."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Warrior Woman

Tourists in Egypt

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Pyramid catflap...

"Life after death"

Souvenirs.

A prehistoric football match.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Pompeii restoration project.

The Fall from Pisa

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Mummy Tourists

Gustave Charpentier

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Cave painting by numbers

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

'I've been knocking for ages!'