Ancient Gift-giving Enthusiasts Gifts

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Sundial Time

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Orpheus and Eurydice

Christmas Dwarves

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

First aid and sculpture

Mummies for Dummies

Russian Doll Christmas

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'It's my stool sample.'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

National Pottery Live

Early Cartoonists.

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

Archaeologists

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

An ancient Roman looks at a the bottom of a clay pot and sees a bar code.

'Son, that's not just your dad's playbook...It's a record of the hugs and kisses he gave you through the years.'

'Definitely fake.'

Hippocrates

Ancient man

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Love Delivery

Chiropractor.

'So, do you smoke?'

Period dwelling

"I can't believe how young I look."

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

Father Christmas and Rudolph