Ancient Gift-giving Enthusiasts Pillows

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Sundial Time

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Orpheus and Eurydice

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

First aid and sculpture

Mummies for Dummies

Russian Doll Christmas

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

National Pottery Live

'It's my stool sample.'

Early Cartoonists.

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

An ancient Roman looks at a the bottom of a clay pot and sees a bar code.

'Definitely fake.'

Hippocrates

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

Ancient man

Archaeologists

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

Love Delivery

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

Chiropractor.

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

'So, do you smoke?'

Period dwelling

"I can't believe how young I look."

Father Christmas and Rudolph