Ancient Customs Admirers T-Shirts

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Egyptian Football

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Modeling gig

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Carbon Dating Agency

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

Improv Night

'These facial wraps work great on dead skin.'

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

Evolution