Ancient Customs Admirers T-Shirts

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Romulus and Remus

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Modeling gig

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Carbon Dating Agency

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"Those knuckleheads!"

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Improv Night

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Black Forest Collectibles.

'These facial wraps work great on dead skin.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"