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Ancient Egyptian Curser

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Stonehenge Explained

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Mermaids in love

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Meowlzebub

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Fairy tale

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Love your ambiance!"

Beauty and the Beast

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"