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Ancient Egyptian Curser

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Stonehenge Explained

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Meowlzebub

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Mermaids in love

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Fairy tale

Beauty and the Beast

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'