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"You have to try one of these drones!"

Hadrian's Wall

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Museum.

"AI designed my statue."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Scary things in the museum

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

Michelangelo's David

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'Ed, can you make this out? Which is men and which is women?'