Ancient Energy Efficiency Admirer T-Shirts

'Basically it's a pushable boulder. Comes in 3 sizes - guaranteed to cut down your heat loss.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Hadrian's Wall

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Late/Too Late.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

Sistine Selfie

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

The Death Of Venus

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Risky, but I like it!'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"