Ancient And Modern Fusion Appreciator Prints

"You have to try one of these drones!"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Hadrian's Wall

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Cavemen Exhibit

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"AI designed my statue."

Museum.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

Scary things in the museum

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

British Museum: "There's nowt British in there!"

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Michelangelo's David

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'