Renaissance Appreciator Prints

Michelangelo's David

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Raphael

Sistine Selfie

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

The Death Of Venus

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

Hans Holbein

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Shakespeare

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Baby car seat for a Native American.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Candle Moment

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'