Ancestral Adventurer Pillows

Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

You had me at vintage.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"