Anatomy Ace Gifts

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Failure/Due Diligence

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Body Systems

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Pediatrics: Anatomy

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."