Anatomy Ace T-Shirts

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Failure/Due Diligence

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Body Systems

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Scenes we'd most like to see...

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."