Amusement Pillows

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

Tricks for Little Boys

Take a peek 50¢

Escalator Turns Into Slide

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

Showbiz Awards

The Zoo.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Television Readers.

Champagne

The Rooster Comedian.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cow Show Tunes

"Bloody hell!"