Fun Entertainment Pillows

Speed Bump Ahead.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Playing Fetch.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Showbiz Awards

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Children's Parties

Benedict Cumberbatch

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

On holiday.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Holiday time.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

The Rooster Comedian.

Television Readers.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."