Fun And Humor Pillows

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Hon, I'm home!'

Girl in cow onesie.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Teddy Bear

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'How now, brown cow?'

Holiday Gifts 2020

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

"Not too much off my back."

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'Next!'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Rudolph Red Light District

'Do you have any skills other than knowing how to keep a tidy desk?'

'What I wouldn't give for some good eczema medication!'

'Mum, how come we're always the bad guys in bed-time stories?...'