Act For Fun Pillows

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Playing Fetch.

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

On holiday.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'They all want to play the star.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Holiday time.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Bring your own inflatable.

'Hamlet'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Comedy Cafe

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Theatre Masks and Butts