Act For Fun Pillows

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Playing Fetch.

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Benedict Cumberbatch

On holiday.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Holiday time.

'They all want to play the star.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Hamlet'

Bring your own inflatable.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Comedy Cafe

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Theatre Masks and Butts