Fun At Heart Pillows

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Teddy Bear

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

Teddy jogging

Speed Bump Ahead.

Sticking out tongue

Cat playing Golf.

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Falling Rock Zone

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.