Fun At Heart Pillows

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Teddy Bear

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Whale Piñata.

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Sticking out tongue

Teddy jogging

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

Falling Rock Zone

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship