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'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

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They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Diving Cat.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

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"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

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Face painting vs bottom painting

A subway to Coney Island.

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

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Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

"Bring your own table."

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

Guess your weight-related illness.

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'