Acronym Amusement Prints

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fist Bumper Cars

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Diving Cat.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Vintage Bumper Cars.

Take a peek 50¢

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Revised Texts

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

Face painting vs bottom painting

BLT

"Bring your own table."

A subway to Coney Island.

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

Guess your weight-related illness.

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Jester