Ancient Amusement Enthusiast Prints

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Fist Bumper Cars

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Mummy Musician

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"He died young."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Mummies for Dummies

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

Atlas Explained.

Venus

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."