Accounting Amusement Pillows

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Sheep Ledger

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"I'm a soul trader."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Take a peek 50¢

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

Lunch break.

Home Business - Accounting Software.

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"

Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

Extreme Accounting!

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

'Bills in dog hours...7 times more expensive.'

Accounting Dept: Red ink

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

"As your accountant I'd advise you to hunt, gather, and invent the tax shelter."