Quirky Accountant Fun Pillows

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

Dog Bookends

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

Rhinestone Accountant

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'So the cuts have started then?'

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'Damn - that was my idea.'

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

Extreme Accounting!

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

IRS - 'You had NO earned income last year?', 'That's what my boss said.'

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

"I guess this is about as hostile as we can make this takeover."

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

Lemonade 50 cents - Smokers Welcome!

'So, you're a serious investor? Lighten up!'