Amusement Park Advocate Gifts

The stilt walkers union on strike

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'...Please stop the...'

Log Ride

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

Summer Outing Planning

Roller Coasters

Bumper Limos

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Roller-coaster

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."