Amusement Park Advocate Mugs

The stilt walkers union on strike

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

Summer Outing Planning

Roller Coasters

Bumper Limos

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Roller-coaster

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."