Amused Skeptics Pillows

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

Open House of Horrors

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

Television repeated repeats Awards

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

'I can't believe you think that hypnotist was for real.'

Ahmadinejad in New York.

When alchemy faded, chemistry began. When herbalism faded, medical science began. When astrology faded, space exploration began. I can't wait to see what happens after religion fades.

'The ad said million dollar views!'

"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

Hey! Everybody makes mistakes.

'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of night, will ever stop the US Postal Service...from raising rates.'

'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?'

Mr Star - Psychic Night...I sense the colour blue.

'Gold by post - send us your gold and we'll send you what we think it's worth.' 'There's mugs in them thar hills.'

'This study suggests that pessimists are a whole lot better at judging the true state of affairs than optimists...'