"How sweet...Our first divorce! I'm so glad we got to share this special moment together."
Amicable Exes Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors your amicable ex? Our selection of thoughtful and humorous products celebrates the friendly connection you still share. Perfect for exes who’ve moved on but keep a positive bond, these gifts bring a smile and show appreciation for your ongoing friendship. From mugs to prints, discover how to turn your past into a present moment of warmth and humor.
"We're divorced, but we are still friends - friends with lawyers."
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"
"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."
'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'
Parson and abandoned husband
"Let's text her, she'd like that."
"I have been happily married... three times!"
'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'
"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."
The Common Sutra.
'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'
'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'
"My ex wife is a heart surgeon. . . she ripped my heart out!"
"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."
It went even worse than I expected - She got custody of the kids and me.
"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."
Generation Ex.
"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."
"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."
'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'
Revenge Graffiti.
"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."
'You said to come back once I got my act together.'
"Give it all you got is the motto of my wife's divorce attorney."
"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."
"Isn't that your ex wife?"
Marriage Crash Investigation
'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'
'Your 'ex' seems to be doing well.'
"We've done volcano and twister. We need another movie about a natural disaster and my first marriage came to mind."
'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'
Amicable Exes Gifts Collection
Amicable Exes Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate friendly ex relationships—funny messages, warm wishes, and more for every coffee-loving ex.
Amicable Exes Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that showcase the fun and friendship you share with your ex—add personality to any space.
Amicable Exes Prints
Check out our witty and heartfelt prints that highlight the positive side of your ex relationship—great for home or office décor.
Amicable Exes T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that playfully celebrate your amicable ex connection—perfect for keeping your good vibes visible to all.