American History Day Gifts

Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"You're on a what?!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

John F. Kennedy

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Beware of Don"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Uncle Sam and Democracy

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Whale Piñata.

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

The Hug

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Midterm election s results

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Uncle Sam and health care.

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"