American History Day T-Shirts

Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Reagacentennial

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"You're on a what?!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Beware of Don"

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

John F. Kennedy

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Whale Piñata.

Midterm election s results

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

The Hug

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Uncle Sam and health care.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"