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The Tie That Blinds (QAnon)

"How could this happen?"

Stay the Course.

President Ronald Regan

Special Interests Lobby: The Buck Starts Here.

Give me your healthy only.

"HELP!"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"You're on a what?!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

The First Fire Stick

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Sundial Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Lord George brings news of the debate

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!