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The Tie That Blinds (QAnon)

"How could this happen?"

Stay the Course.

President Ronald Regan

Special Interests Lobby: The Buck Starts Here.

Give me your healthy only.

"HELP!"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"You're on a what?!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The First Fire Stick

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Sundial Time

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'