Amateur Designer Gifts

"I'm looking for something that will go nicely with this!"

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Now what?'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Handyman's Special'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Naked Furniture

Futons/Futoffs

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

Sir Cecil Beaton

Super glue . . .

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roller Coasters